by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007
Get the Microsuck mug.1. One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a famously corrupt corporation and member of the Seattle Mafia known for screwing its own customers.
2. The act of being screwed by Microsoft.
2. The act of being screwed by Microsoft.
1. So how many consumers, taxpayers and children will Microfuck screw this week?
2. After his third major Microfuck in a month, he got smart and got a Mac.
2. After his third major Microfuck in a month, he got smart and got a Mac.
by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007
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