Microphallus

1. A penis smaller than GW Bush's brain;
2. A clitoris on a man;
3. A dick that is at risk of getting caught in your teeth;
4. A dick that is so small you have to punch yourself in the stomach to see the head pop out.

1. Damn, Lisa caught his microphallus in her braces;
2. His microphallus was so small he could nose-fuck her;
3. Is that a "AAA" battery in your pants?

by Ward and June Cleaver September 28, 2004

microphobation

Adam Lambert's mastrubating the stand-up microphone during "Whole Lotta Love" on American Idol #8 tour. Causes dizziness, group fantasies, and loud outbursts of shrieking.

Adam Lambert Adagasms microphobation sex toys

by Gimmeglamour September 21, 2009

microphoning a Rusty Charlie

during a Rusty Charlie, the man aggressively stimulates the woman’s clitoris

My 55 year old uncle got to microphoning a Rusty Charlie with the 20 year chick he picked up last night.

by For TIMMAH! July 29, 2018

microphile

A person who is sexually aroused by the fantasy of dominating miniaturized human beings. Some microphiles are also voraraphiles, sexually aroused by consuming the miniaturized people they fantasize about.

My younger sister is a total microphile! She swallowed one of those little green plastic toy army men, and had to get her stomach pumped!

by Ace Corona January 1, 2009

Microphone City

Also known as Dallas Texas cuz we got a buildin dat look like a microphone.

We keep it hood in Microphone City.

by octbodyrocka August 31, 2007

microphone

An African-American (mainly from the 1970s) that adorned an unusually large afro.

Tyrone: Wow Leroy, if you graduated in '72, your yearbook probably looked like a collection of microphones.
Leroy: Graduate? Who you talkin' to nigga?

by pleco December 28, 2005

microcelebrity

One who gains a cult or mainstream following due to viral internet distribution. Does not refer to those who have gained limited or cult followings through traditional media. Does not refer to has-beens or "B-list" celebrities.

Lonelygirl15 was nothing until YouTube made her a microcelebrity. Clint Howard is a D-list celebirty, not a microcelebrity.

by Brandon Li September 14, 2006