An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
by OD Smith March 29, 2005
Get the microsoft access mug.Um...no it doesn't.
by johnson December 19, 2003
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by Lord_G September 27, 2017
Get the microsoft mug.A) When you have a Microsoft Word document you need to edit but only have access to OpenOffice or WordPad.
B) When you need to edit Microsoft Word 2007 documents but only have access to Word 2003 (and no way to download the stupid compatibility pack).
B) When you need to edit Microsoft Word 2007 documents but only have access to Word 2003 (and no way to download the stupid compatibility pack).
(Dude 1) Dude, how am I supposed to edit this, it's a file full of windings!
(Dude 2) Gotta love it. Microsoft Wordjacked.
(Dude 2) Gotta love it. Microsoft Wordjacked.
by arrggggg May 15, 2009
Get the Microsoft Wordjacked mug.I couldn't afford microsoft office, so I downloaded it off limewire, stole it from school, and traded it for a lollipop with my friend at school.
by thejamdude January 5, 2006
Get the Microsoft Office mug.A synonym for pure pain of the soul. It is the impending suffering of all high school students across the planet. Everyone exposed to this horrific melancholic diabolical beast of an application will not escape without scars.
by KELR04 February 9, 2021
Get the Microsoft Teams mug.The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature
Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.
Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.
Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....
This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.
Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....
This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.
Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....
by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008
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