michalle

A really hot woman who gets the attention of ever guy. She’s thick and has a really pretty face. Any guy could fall in love with her.

“Woah michalle always be looking cute.” “Yeah I know, she’s so fine.”

by bsjsjxjdkskndjd January 19, 2018

michalowsky

1. a person who is extremely amazing at anything. 2. a rare disease started in the Amazon, known to cause fevers and increased intelligence 3. a type of beetle commonly found in Russia, one of the smartest animals in the world 4. anything that is amazing or phenomenal in any way

1. That michalowsky is extremely amazing at everything. 2. I got michalowsky, and it caused me to get fevers and have an increased intelligence. 3. A michalowsky is a beetle commonly found in Russia, and its one of the smartest animals in the world. 4. That thing is michalowsky, its amazing and phenomonal in every way.

by aaaaaaaaq October 24, 2009

Michelob Ultra

The beer people hate on for being light but are drinking a 210 calorie beer with the same alcohol percentage. You drink
Bud light buddy, calm down.

Yeah let me grab a Michelob Ultra I’m not trying to eat two dinners

by NewYorkPalmTrees January 8, 2021

Michal Michalowski

Polish Boy who likes hotdogs but his parents perfer vodka.

Mom: Vodka?
Dad: Vodka?
Mom: Vodka
Dad: Vodka?
Mom: Vodka
Dad: Vodka?
Mom: Vodka
Michal Michalowski: Hot Dogs

by MichalIsReallyFunny October 20, 2008

Michelob Milkyway

The act of removing the top off of a Michelob Ultra bottle, putting your thumb over the end and shaking it vigorously, when it has been shaken enough insert the bottle into the persons ass and let go, while engaging in sexual acts!!

I gave that girl a Michelob Milkyway last night!

by Josh- September 2, 2011

Michelob Ultra

A genuinely nice change of pace for those of us watching our waist lines (Who ain't been there before). A excellent beer for smashing and impressing your friends and family! ;)

Hot person: You have beer?
Bartender: Why yes, sweetheart. What will it be?
Hot person: A very slim, Low carb, sexy, Michelob Ultra
Bartender: Take me now

by GrassInsideMeAss May 7, 2018

michelobe

An abnormal-looking (i.e., swollen, reddened, wrinkled, etc.) lower portion of the ear cause by excessive alcohol-consumption.

Cops have various ways of determining if a driver is substance-impaired, but one fairly new method is to check for michelobes.

by QuacksO August 31, 2019