Missy

A Missy is a real character. Missy's can be found performing strange but hilarious skits for friends, or even perfect strangers, that will leave you wondering "What the F?"... while peeing your pants in laughter. Missy's are true friends that will always be there for you. You are lucky if you know a Missy for they bring sunshine into your day. Though they are odd, they are original and beautiful human beings.

Rachel: "Hey Missy, how you doin over there?"

Missy: "I'm ready! Got my spf 90 on, I'm wearing blue and orange, and my mommy thinks I'm "SPECIAL." ...

(she stops and does a cartwheel randomly, all while not spilling a single drop of Coor's light!).

Crowd: "Astounding!" (much applause).

by Rachel112380 July 11, 2009

Missy Elliott

The only female rapper who doesn't have to be half-naked for her records to sell.

Karen O and Nick Zinner of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs and Dave Grohl are Missy Elliott fans.

by Sarah Jane October 30, 2003

Missy Elliot

A female rapper who performed a miracle by becoming famous without dancing about half-nude. Nevertheless, she feels the need to brag about her own beauty.

Song Title: I'm Really Hot

Lyrics Of Her Own:

"I've got a cute face"
"Hey hey hey, I'm what's happ'ning'"
"I'm heaven sent"
"I'm a hot gal"
"Really-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly hot-hot-hot-hot-hot
Really-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly hot-hot-hot-hot-hot"

Lyrics While Being Featured In Other Songs:

"Yeah, we look stunnin'
Other girls get mad because
They might look ugly"
"I know you heard about a lot of great MCs
But they ain't got nothin' on me"
"I'm too hot"

My Opinion:

Missy Elliot is butt-ugly.

by Daughter of Set April 14, 2006

Missy Elliott

The best female rapper ever.
She started in Sistas, now is on her own, doin' the best thang ever. Missy's the only female artist that doesn't hav to run around half naked to do some good shit.
Now she's got her own brand
Adidas + Missy = Respect M.E.
I really lov her clothes.
She's talented, yeeah, gifted n' her uppercut will get ya'll lifted!
Huh, so hate her, haters,
she doesn't give a f*ck bout that, cuz Missy's da shiznit
Love ya, God bless,
good nite.
HOLLA!

Missy be the name and yall should already know
I've been around long and Scarface so cold
Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy ya shi ya
Let me grab the microphone and I'ma take it away

Missy Elliott rulez the streetz

by cargey May 24, 2007

Missy

Loveable sweet girls who love to have fun and allways the life of a party. Very sexy . Girls are often jelouse of them!

Holy see that sexy missy at the party last night

by Missyx0x0 September 5, 2010

Missy Mellor

The Legend: Really really ridiculously good looking, fun, mischievous, big calves, very sexy, sporty, outgoing, passionate, beautiful soul, plays guitar, would rather be moshing! There isnt enough words in this world to describe a Missy Mellor.

Melissa Mary Mellor or better known to most as Missy Mellor is one in a million. She hates cigarette smoke - its vulgar as she would call it, she's all about the raves, believes laughter is the best medicine, can't live with the music and loves her friends and family most.

by L.Smith June 2, 2008

Missy Elliot

rapper who whines bootleggers steal musci when she livin in a 15 bedroom mansion with like 20 cars

All bootleggers die but lets go to my mansion

by Pimpjuice209 September 3, 2003