Mexican standoff involves two individuals that are not able to come a resolution but neighter wants to compromise.
by Steel-rain December 13, 2010
Get the Mexican Standoffmug. When there are too many guys at a party and only a few females to go around. None of the men want to leave because each thinks he will be the one to get lucky.
by Salvy Blaze April 1, 2011
Get the Mexican Standoffmug. When two dudes stare into each other’s eyes while jerking off frantically; the person that cums last has to lick the other persons cum off the floor.
David: I played Mexican Standoff with Jared yesterday and he lost!
Matt: I wonder how it tasted since you have a carpet!
Matt: I wonder how it tasted since you have a carpet!
by bitchlasagna November 15, 2017
Get the Mexican Standoffmug. The awkward scenario where one person goes to kiss another on the cheek and the recipient moves for the mouth (or vice versa). This results in a repeated back and forth movement where both parties keep moving to rectify their facial position, creating a kung fu movie visual.
Andre attempted to say goodbye by kissing Lena on the cheek, however, Lena was looking for more, causing quite a Mexican Standoff between the two of them.
by Snocap September 20, 2006
Get the Mexican Standoffmug. When a mexican standoff is called, usually done with co-workers at work, everyone stops working. The last person to work is the winner.
There was much pride at stake when Angry Dave, the cook, called a Mexican Standoff. You should have seen him sweat when an order came in.
by Mitchca April 26, 2006
Get the Mexican Standoffmug. Two people are in space, trying to jerk off in a woman's mouth while there is a bear. and shit. the end.
by Thumper Rodriguez's Evil Twin April 27, 2010
Get the Mexican Standoffmug. When you and your roommate both masturbate while pretending to be asleep, each keeping one eye open to make sure the other one doesn't 'wake up'.
This unintentionally awkward situation will probably occur several times during the average college semester.
This unintentionally awkward situation will probably occur several times during the average college semester.
Roommate 1: "Yo man I jerked off so hard last night, thank god you didn't wake up."
Roommate 2: "Haha me too..."
Roommate 1: "Oops, that was totally a mexican standoff..."
Roommate 2: "Haha me too..."
Roommate 1: "Oops, that was totally a mexican standoff..."
by thenotoriousdonut March 27, 2016
Get the Mexican Standoffmug.