mesopotamigate

Name of the largely George-W-Bush-induced demise of good relations with every Muslim nation on the planet.

John McCain: "Man, that mesopotamigate shit is fucked up."

by Eric Erzinger August 16, 2006

Mesopotamian Geshes

A unit that is literally equal to 240 seconds or 4 minutes (1/15th of an hour), an ancient time measurement used as a Sexagesimal System

2 Mesopotamian Geshes equals to 2/15 of an hour.

by Kadhikeyen Udheyebelen April 6, 2021

Mesopoolioma

A condition emerging at an alarming rate in first world countries in office &cubicle workers. The condition is elusive, but seems to effect the nostrils, lungs, and disposition of the sufferers. It appears 100% in workers that are closely situated near a bathroom.

The poop smell is creeping out, and I'm stuck on the phone in my cubicle. Call for help, my mesopoolioma is flaring up!

by Phil J Fry October 19, 2015

Mesopootamia

When your poo is so large that it piles on the bottom, and breaches the surface; effectively creating a new land mass in your toilet.

Oh man, I may have just birthed a new life form with the mesopootamia I just laid.

by Demonthrall November 4, 2015

Mesopotamia

probably where you were born, because you're so decrepit.

you were born in Mesopotamia; Jesus thinks you're old.

by Saul315 November 22, 2022

mesophoneia

A mental condition dat involves da craving to perform copious talking and/or texting about oneself.

Having mesophoneia can give others in your vicinity a major case of misophonia from having yer Apple or Moto constantly ringing/dinging.

by QuacksO June 17, 2024

Mesopotamian Mud Spread

The process of violently shitting your pants, pulling your pants down, then sitting on something/someone.

"Yeah dude, I heard he visited Margaret Thatcher's grave and gave it a good Mesopotamian Mud Spread."

by ZvyezdaVodna October 2, 2024