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Merm

A Merm is a person who is, well, deliberately Mermy, unkempt, unshowered, refuses to be clean in any way, this can include how their homes are kept i. e. "Their house is the creme de la creme of MermVille, there's also Mermosia which is the whole of the people living like slobs (somehow they always find and migrate to each other) so the collective is known as Mermosia, then, there's just adding a couplefew (which is another one I'll share soon) letters and voila! You now have merms, mermy, mermtastic, it has loads of possibilities

Origin is when two best friends were smoking and the word: "Yes" through time and other words eventually morphed into Merm, completely away from Yes and it's meaning, it was even at one point: "Memps," that lead to the solidified use and term of Merm that even my parents use, it fits well with a "Travis" but that's for another time as well
Man, Adam thinks he's all that, but he's just a glorified Merm! When was the last time that guy saw soap and water, let alone a toothbrush?! He's definitely in the running for Mayor of MermVille"
(Adam just popped in my head, if you want to remove it and just use "he" it's groovacious
by NytoPhiliacPluvioPhile September 14, 2015
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Merm

The saying after Someone makes a comment or statement and you dont know what to say.
"Hey Jon your lookin extra fine" billy said to jon, jon "merm"
by JerryTheHandicap61730 August 28, 2017
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I love the merm. She likes to squirm!
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I have officially created a new word kinda
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merm face

in the famous "sneezing panda" youtube video, the mother panda has her merm face on when her baby panda sneezes
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Merm-Aids

acquired immune (or immuno-)deficiency syndrome: a condition, caused by a virus, in which certain white blood cells (lymphocytes) are destroyed, resulting in loss of the body's ability to protect itself against disease. Merm-Aids is transmitted by sexual intercourse, through infected blood and blood products, and through the placenta. Gay Mermen are at high risk of contracting Merm-Aids. The first known case of Merm-Aids was documented in 2005 when Ray William Johnson stuck his dick in a Blowfish. We'll miss you hootie
Don't touch Ray William Johnson, he has Merm-aids. Maybe Elton John will write a song about it.
by Fat Diction August 21, 2012
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Merm Steak Pie

A merm steak made into a merm pie...like chicken merm pot pie except with merm steak no merm chicken...

merm steak is merm sliced into steak merm sized peices, and merm healed for multiple uses...

(merm steak pies have no relation to anything involving merm..XD...and no merms were fataly mermed in the making of this product)
I want to merm you for your merm steak pie.
by Placenta Monkey January 30, 2010
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