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Mercenary Position

A position for sexual intercourse, similar to missionary position, however, consent is not given. The origin comes from the forceful practices of Christian mercenary soldiers forcing religion on others. Similarly, one person forces their "practices" on another.
She was over the missionary position, but I wasn't, so we ended in the mercenary position.
by You're the Devil February 6, 2010
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Mercenary ball tap

When playing ball tap between ones friends or coworkers, one pays another random individual a certain dollar amount to carry out the act of the ball tap without having to perform it him or herself.
"Mercenary ball tap" Matt got ball tapped by Justin, Matt B, Chele, but then a radom customer came up who was paid $20 by chase and ball tapped him for chase instead of chase doing the ball tap himself.

This results in excessive bouts of laughter, followed tears, and the attacker rolling on the floor uncontrolably.
by Unlce sean December 20, 2008
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mercenary position

–noun
a position for sexual intercourse in which one fuckee hires a professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army to lay upon the other fuckee.

Origin:
1965–70; so called because it was allegedly favored by lethargic Christian missionaries working among indigenous peoples, in preference to positions in which the man approaches the woman from behind, with little work done himself.
God damnit woman I ain't got no more semen in me. You done run my well dry. Shit female, Imma have to break it out in mercenary position.
by cK March 3, 2009
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Mercenary Neko

A gorgeous lady, usually the object of affection for a Dark Knight and people who love riddles.
"Nygma, I'm leaving you for DK," said Mercenary Neko.
by DK January 11, 2004
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mercenary photographer

noun. One who has stopped caring in kissing up to colleges and faking happiness to pretend that everything is alright. "Mercenary" suggests living life only for oneself; does not matter how one chooses to live, as it is their life. "Photographer" suggests living life as a freelance photographer, with freedom in personal happiness and capturing the little beauty left in the world to preserve it in art.
As a mercenary photographer, I live for myself and myself only.
by navimation November 13, 2006
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Mercenary artist

An artist, typically online, who will accept any paid commission, regardless of the content of the request or the commissioner.
"Why would anyone draw something this tasteless?"
"They're a mercenary artist, they'll do anything for the right price."
by DefinitelyNotABurner November 5, 2022
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Mercenary Press

"When you think they're gonna fuck you but they're actually just rifling through your pockets for ammunition." - Gianni
"Aw fuck they tricked me with a Mercenary Press again
by Tdofc June 30, 2023
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