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menage a cat

When you and your sexual partner are attempting to make out or have intercourse and are suddenly interrupted by the cat(s). Can end up in frustration, anger and if not handled properly, a huge freaking fight leading to the end of the relationship.
Dude 1: So I was just about to get her panties off when the cat appeared out of nowhere, shoved its head in my face, wanting to be petted. All the sudden it was a menage a cat.

Dude 2: What did you do?

Dude 1: Pushed it off the bed. She got so pissed at me that she threw me out because I was "insensitive."
by stracey g July 6, 2011
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urge to merge

the tendency (usually attributed to lesbians) to become the same person. They start wearing the same outfits, doing everything together, essentially becoming the same person at the horror and disgust of their friends.
Alice: Have you seen Dana and Tanya, they are wearing the same outfit in similar colors.
Shane: must be the urge to merge.
by shaazaaam December 21, 2008
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merkage

the thought in your head and/or the state of your mind after someone has been merked hardcore
bob1: that was some serious merkage!
bob2: thats exactly what i was thinking too homie!
bob1: what?
bob2: i dont know, what did i just say?
bob1: forget it just pass me that blunt
by burnted out to bits December 11, 2010
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ménage à twats

threesome for ladies only. no dicks allowed.
Girl #1: Yo, you lookin fine in that booby-shirt.
Girl #2: Mhhmm. (*Wink, *Smooch)
Girl #3: Ya'll wanna do it on mah water bed?
Girls #1, #2, and #3: AWWWW YEAHHHH.

Enter ménage à twats.
by beeeeeebs October 27, 2010
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Menage

Short for Menage a Trois. Which is french for a threesome
"But now that Ma$e is back, I think I'd much rather find a menage"
by Klemonski November 12, 2004
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Ménage à text

Me: I'm sexting with Sandy and all of a sudden she adds her friend Laura to the conversation.

George: A Ménage à text!?! This is like discovering Plutonium...by accident.
Me: I'm telling you, I'm not ready to wear robes and use lotions while texting. I turned my phone off.
by SHLA August 10, 2014
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merafe

Message is a beautiful girl who will make you smile just by thinking about her. She's the light of your day, and her skin is so smooth. She's athletic, and the best on the team. She makes everyone feel good about themselves and is extremely smart. A Merafe is tall for their age and is younger than they actually look.
Girl: OMG I had the worst day ever...

Girl #2: there's Merafe over there, talk to her and she'll make you feel better
by TheLegitPsychic December 2, 2017
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