mer

When you take too much Rittlin *which has no side effects* and little Christina Aguilera monsters start trying to eat you by sneaking up on you in the lunch line and during Phil Collins concerts, you will inevitably hear the sound of "mer".

::scuffle of Christina Aguilera monster's eight feet::

"mer!"

by Lelio August 26, 2004

mer

major eye roll

"mer to you asshole"

by toooooeeeessss November 28, 2014

mer

verb: crying; bitching

Person 1: Dude, my toe hurts!
Person 2: Mer!

by FourZeroFour May 1, 2008

mer

masturbating in other people's showers.
eating food/ drink that most would not consider.

The food is so mer.
You just merred in my shower.

by Mermann February 7, 2008

mer

word that only a girl who is bestfriends with your girlfriend and is used to piss her off in weird situations.Commonly whispered or used in a low tone of voice.

"MER" u dumb fucker!!

by pappa penpek June 26, 2009

mer

A statement of disbeleif. Or a lack of understanding.

A: I walked through a wall
B: Mer.
A: I did.

by Nathan Mann October 19, 2006

mer

a saying used to confuse boyfriends. Said when the girlfriend has nothing else to say and hopes the boy will be at a loss for words.

Kevin: so how are things?
Petra: mer.
Kevin *I have no idea what the hell she means*

by oddellaphant32 October 11, 2011