Ments

1. A way of life. Hate everyone, but love the thought of liking everyone.

I'm a Ments. Kill me.

by NotMents7 June 1, 2005

Ments

A word used to describe someone/something so mental that it has to be shortened to 'ments'.

Taj- "Did u see that fight at lunch???"
Lee- "Ye it was well ments!!!"

Sam- "Mum just got well angry at me"
Brooke- "Ikr, she was acting ments"

by BazzaH October 13, 2013

Ment

A tent filled with only male humans... and this tent is such in which no girls are allowed....!

Want to go sit in the ment?

I sure do Man.

by ColtDoopie69 May 16, 2009

Ment

A tent filled with only males, and this tent is such in which no girls are allowed in.

Dude I ain't bunking in a ment. Fuck that shit. It's a sausage fest in there.

by LOLWUTZAPZ February 23, 2011

MENT

MASSIVELY ERECT, NOBODY TOUCH!

Fuck lil wayne, and his man kissing ass. oh yeah, the example has to contain the word MENT, oh shit, there it goes. cool. fuck lil wayne.

by Filthy Wish Dragon October 10, 2012

Mente

Mente is another name for a Scarborough slime.

Yo stop talking to her friends ur acting like Mente right now

by Ugly slime god October 18, 2018

Ment

A ment is a cross between "Men" and "Tent". A ment is what you get when several men create a tent together.
Note: Ment must be said with a manly and tough tone. "MEHHNT!!!"

Chris: "Prepare yourselves gentlemen, we are about to create a MENT!"

by Zanda Panda October 19, 2008