Tattie Mongerin Leprechaun

Something you probably shouldn't call an Irish person, especially if you're Scottish.

William: "Aye fok off ya tattie mongerin Leprechaun"
Alby: "Whot de fok ded you just call me?"

by The Insult Man April 13, 2021

minger

a male or female who fell out of the ugly tree at birth and hit every branch on the way down

God that girl/boy is so minging she really needs to work on her personality

by dolly dagger March 30, 2003

Monger-monger

A Professional Agent, Manager, Representative or Talent Scout of -mongers, such as Fish-mongers, Iron-mongers and War-mongers.

(It should be noted that the organizer of industry events specifically for the Monger-monger community is called a Monger-monger-monger.)

Bill the Fish-monger: “Hi Brian, does Dave represent you, too?”
Brian the Iron-monger: “Hi Bill, yes he does. Dave is the best Monger-monger in town.”
Barry the War-monger: “I will fight you both… if Dave thinks that’s the right next move for me.”

by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds February 15, 2019

Mangerd

Pronounced Mang-erd

The term Mangerd is the ultimate word for the ultimate drunk, vomitting, chundah, rolling on the grass screaming, sleeping on the driveway, or getting really friendly with the toilet bowl. The person who is called this is either unconcious and the one everyone gives shit too for not asking to pull the car over while driving. LoL

This word was made up by someone who was Mangerd at that time and that was Lorie herself, the owner of the word Mangerd.

1. Last night he was @#$%en Mangerd.

2. Look at that Mangerd prick

3. Bloody Manga

hahahahah

by Loranda Nakasenh January 8, 2009

Turd Monger

A Turd Monger is somebody that produces particularly strong, foul smelling bowel movements. This individual can be an extreme source of frustration to others that happen to walk into a restroom recently utilized by this culprit or happen to share occupancy in a restroom when this offender decides to unload. It can be even more frustrating if you walk into a polluted restroom unknowingly after the perpetrating Turd Monger used it, do an immediate about face and pass someone else on the way in. They immediately assume you're the pollutant and give you the look of death.

Holly shit, I was about to hit the head when I saw that Turd Monger Jimmy Brown walking out. The last time I was nailed by the fumes of his posterior emissions my eyes burned for hours. Christ, at my worst, I can't come close to what comes out of his crack. I'm surprised the smoke detectors didn't go off. No wonder the fucking ozone is disappearing!

by Big Ed Moustapha July 22, 2010

Turd Monger

A Turd Monger is someone who has reached a state of having to pass a heavy bowel movement. The Turd Monger however, will not immediately relieve him/herself. Instead, they will allow their bowels to continue to expand as their fecal matter increases, resulting in noisomeness, gaseous emissions (commonly referred to as pre-shit farts) to be excreted from their posterior orifice while being within a close proximity of others. These exudations are generally quite robust and are slow to dissipate, thus resulting in a prolonged period of olfactory anguish to the recipients within range.

It's about time that damn Turd Monger Ricky decided to go and unload! Christ, that chair of his must be explosive by now, considering all the gas he's pumped into it.

by Big Ed Moustapha February 24, 2010

Horn Monger

A horn monger is one who usually craves sex or sexual activities. They will frequently grab/touch you!...They are always thinking about how they could "Bone" you. They often talk about there goodies...either it being (for men) There meat and two vegg, their wedding Tackle, their bits in pieces ect... or they might describe them (wemon) as their puppies with pink noses, their tities,or their ta-ta's ect..

Oh My Gosh!!! Karon is such a Horn Monger

by Momma Sita March 8, 2006