Melled

Inspired by Mel Gibson. An emotional outburst of disparaging comments that reslut in negative consequences that force an insincere apology. Outburst may be accompanied by derogatory, racist, bigotted and or hateful verbiage.

Q: Dude what happened in court today?

A: "The judge was a shifty Jew and I totally melled it".

by AKAWhirlwind July 7, 2010

mellencamp

To take a dump so large that the prostate is stimulated and the male ejaculates a little while taking the shit. Called a mellencamp because "it hurts so good."

Man I just took a mellencamp!

by therealstatz July 5, 2009

John Mellencamp

A sexual act that causes pain. e.g. A fellatio with the use of to much teeth can cause pain to the genitals. John mellancamps hit song " hurt so good".

"Come on baby make it hurt so good
Sometimes love don't feel like it should
You make it, hurt so good"

Cool guy: Bro, my girl came over last night and gave me a John mellencamp!

Other cool guy: Ouch!!

Cool guy: yea my penis has been sore all day.

by Can-o-Pee November 24, 2017

melland

Mysterious person you've ever meet, will protect and love you no matter what. Will do everything for you. You are so lucky if you have Melland in your life.

Ive always looking a Melland in my life.

by HendrixNyxClay June 7, 2021

Melendrez

Strong family name. People that have this name usually have it as a last name. Families that carry this name forgot to cherish the meaning of the name but will never forgot to cherish they’re loved ones. Tough as nails and resilient as heck! Don’t ever underestimate a Melendrez or you’ll regret it for sure.

Don’t you ever wish you could be Melendrez?

by cutiepie314 December 4, 2021

The infamous Ricardo Melendez

The plug

Ayo we gotta hit up the infamous Ricardo Melendez

by Obamaphone August 10, 2021

Mellen

LOUD, inconsiderate, trouble making, room hogging, unclean fruit that is native to the Colorodo area.

May become tangled up with with large tielars.

I hate mellens in a bunch, I hate mellens for lunch, I hate mellens in my room. lazy mellens cant use a broom.

Mellens on the bus and always making a fuss...Mellens, just get away from us !

by Trouble maker April 8, 2009