melks

a group of five girls who are all snakes. they all go jogging every morning as a group and annoy the shit outta everyone else.

did you see what the melks posted yesterday!?

yeah it was supper weird!

by bahahsxbkefnd August 29, 2019

Melk

It's velly nice leather today!
I loul'd like a glass of melk!

by `tr4sh.Y April 9, 2004

chocolate milk but more betterrer, more britisherer. Commonly used to refer to any brown liquid.

"Look at all this choclet melk"
"swssgesgeshsgesggesjhssgehsehsgse"
"oh no i think its liquid shit"

by 00milky_loaf00 February 28, 2022

Milk that is, off, out of date or of a gelatinous consistency. MELK is used most commonly amount small Greek people.

by Hdango January 23, 2022

Something that many people mispronounce milk as. ItsFunneh is also known for this and once called it cow juice.

ItsFunneh: I drank melk with my cookies yesterday.
Rainbow: What is mElk? Just say cow juice!

elk milk = melk

by spatosmg January 29, 2017

Melk: Short for the name "Malcolm" "Malecum". Those with this name have an intense affinity for furniture appliances

Marshall: Melk, please do not sit on my couch.
Melk: But... I love her

by THEYtookMYSHOES October 12, 2015