Mein Kampf

Mein Kampf is the real Bible. However, for some odd reason, Jesus's name is replaced with "Adolf Hitler" and instead of saying lord, you say "Mein Führer" Every good Christian should have a copy of this book. If you don't have a copy, then someone probably shoved hit coals down your throat because everyone needs this book.

Steiner: Hey, Stalin. Did you read "Mein Kampf" yet?

Stalin: Ohh, yes. Hitler was such a brave man to sacrifice his life for us.

Steiner:Agreed!

*Steiner and Stalin hug*

by Offensive Definitions June 05, 2018

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Mein Kampf

A book that outlined the great but failed revolution. 88

Fallow the teachings of the great leader in Mein Kampf brothers!

by Jesushchrist July 11, 2005

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Mein Kampf test

An awareness test for social justice bloggers. Before making a post:

1. Replace "straight" / "white" / "male" / "cishet", and the like with equivalent words for minorities targeted by the Nazis (Jews, Gypsies, blacks...).

2. Replace words such as "women", "trans", "lesbian", etc with Nazi-friendly terms (Aryans, Germans, master race...).

3. If the result sounds like Nazi propaganda or something that could be right out of Hitler's Mein Kampf, it it passes the Mein Kampf test.

Example:

Original: 'I don't understand how people get so offended when a women says she hates all men. Hating men isn't "sexism" it's common sense.'

Mein Kampf test: 'I don't understand how people get so offended when an Aryan says she hates all jews. Hating jews isn't "racism" it's common sense.'

If you find yourself passing the Mein Kampf test, you should probably reconsider your social justice blogging habits.

by Kelsey H. June 17, 2016

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