mcdonalds internet

Used to describe a poor internet connection, usually among players of competitive online games.

Person 1: I lost because of that guy's McDonalds internet, it was so laggy

Person 2: No johns

by Kappa// August 21, 2016

McDonald's Time Machine

A certain period of time where a skinny and healthy person ignores all their sense of hygiene and become extremely obese and develop certain health problems.

Can also be a healthy person who actually goes into a McDonald's and eats there because when they walk out they have increased their risks of being unhealthy significantly.

Kaitlyn and Elliott used to be extremely athletic and healthy until they traveled through the McDonald's Time Machine and gained a combined 250 pounds and both developed heart disease and diabetes.

by akararules July 6, 2010

Tate Mcdonald

Stupidest nigga on Earth, he's only worried about "the gang" as well as "the bag". Pinnacle of white scum, nigga is circumcised. Uh.

I didn't qualify for the military because my IQ is 55, almost as low as Tate Mcdonald's!

by Dis Nigg a March 21, 2020

Mochi Medo

A Mochi Medo is a weird ass little girl that looks and acts younger than she is. There’s not many words that explain her, there just something really off about her.

Gerald: Did you see that weird ass little girl?

Random person: Alyssa?
Gerald: Yea she’s such a freakin mochi medo

by Lilgerald October 21, 2020

madonna troia

"madonna troia" is a tipical italian angry expression which is used when you are really angry and u wanna shout to the gods to know how much you are angry. Especially in Veneto, we use to say it really often, even if we are not angry at all because it's almost a fashion. So if u come and visit italy, you can spam it as much as you like it and you will make lots of friends in few seconds. Trust me, this is pure pwnage.
*TIP* If you are really angry, u can say "MADONNACCIA TROIA", or with even more effect "LA MADONNACCIA TROIA".

"OH MY GOD I'VE BEEN ASKING ADSL FOR 4 YEARS BUT I STILL HAVE NOT IT, MADONNA TROIA"
"Ma dio cane son 4 anni che chiedo l'adsl e devo ancora averla, madonna troia"

"It's raining like hell, Madonna troia!!"
"Madonna troia che piova!!"

"Mi si è bucato il goldone Madonnaccia troia"
"Oh my god the condom has a hole Madonnaccia troia!!!"

by susho March 28, 2008

McDonald's WiFi

1. WiFi given out at McDonald's
2. Very terrible WiFi I used when writing this

McDonald's WiFi SUCKS
Real Maccas or bad WiFi
Bad WiFi m8

by SkeletonGuy November 17, 2018

Ronald McDonald

McDonalds mascot. A clown that likes you to sit on his lap while he gets an erection.

Ronald: come on kids, take a picture on my lap. then we can go to my playland. what do you say?

by anonymous November 22, 2004