menards

a place to save big money at. also known as a midwestern hardware store.

Save big money at Menard's.

by Graf March 12, 2003

menards

A midwestern hardware store that has become an insult due to it's arrangement and bad commercial.

"Shut up Menards!"

by schmeankman April 25, 2009

metard

A complete moronic retard.

Cassy and Jordan are complete metards.

by Erin September 27, 2003

Medbard

A commonly used fantastical mythological term for a highly intoxicated sailor , who often lies, cheats, deceives, manipulates, and slanders others, thereby bringing him closer to an actual historical pirate, without actually having ever EVER sailed on the sea at ALL, or having gone on ANY adventures, or made any great discoveries whatsoever, but is merely content with spreading such bullshit stories about having done so to often naive and gullible people who are willing to blindly believe these tall tells without question, all the while the Medbard makes up such fake stories, and then literally convinces themselves that these are indeed true. A Medbard in classic mythology usually has a ginormous enraged bald pointy head that looks like a giant penis sticking up from their shoulders, and two dead flat psychotic looking glazed over eyes, that point in two different directions. It's name derives from the fact that it is often highly over MEDICATED on alcohol ( MED) , but it also plays stringed instruments to seduce and lure in it's victims ( BARD), so that it may use, abuse, manipulate, and attempt to destroy them, much like the Sirens in Homer's classic "Odyssey".

"And as Xerion sailed to the island of Xramos, he came upon 2 Medbards, glaring at them with their two big black eyes, and giant penis looking heads, waiting to attack him, and mind manipulate him, with their fabricated adventure stories, only to lure Xerion into the cave and destroy him.

by Me wife is fucking stupid November 30, 2019

meard

From the conjunction of "man-beard".Which is a beard grown only by the manly-est men. Very few young men are blessed by the gods with a meard. If you have a meard consider yourself a courageous,adventurous,tough peace of man meat.

I finally grew my meard after two long years of waiting.

woah! look at that meard!

by THE TRUTH SEEKERS October 22, 2008

metard

Pronounced mee-tard; simply put, an individual whose personal moral and cognitive development has been atrophied; by either self-delusional confidence in one's own abilities, or a refusal to see past one's own tastes and preferences.

Contentious, in that outside of a technical usage this word may be construed as offensive.

anyone that thinks of themselves first of all in any situation, is by definition a 'metard'

by Francis Bacup August 28, 2010

metard

A person who ironically proves their own stupidity as they attempt to prove the ignorance of others. The word is condensed from "meta tard".

Person 1: "I'm trying to decide where to go on a vacation next year. I'm thinking of something near the Mediterranean. What do you think, Italy or Egypt?"

Person 2: "Do both, I mean.... hello... they're both in Europe... duh..."

Person 1: "Actually, Egypt is in Africa, you metard."

by Heathe Kyle October 9, 2008