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Spicy Mechanic 

The action of coating your penis in WD40 as an alternate form of lube, lighting said penis on fire and then sticking it inside of a girls anus
Bro, last night I gave that bitch a spicy mechanic, and now she's "in the hospital" and "needs me to pay her medical bills."
Spicy Mechanic by Grognesium May 23, 2019

Shade Tree Mechanic 

A person willing to learn and perform scheduled maintenance or simple repairs on their own vehicle rather than being completely reliant on technicians who may be dishonest, careless, or ignorant.
Many automakers have realized that dealer service is profitable and have designed vehicles to be irreparable by independent or shade tree mechanics.

snatch mechanic 

noun \ˈsnach\ \mi-'ka-nik\

1 : any medical doctor specializing in obstetrics and gynecology
2 : an obstetrician/gynecologist with poor bedside manner and a profusion of promiscuous—and continuously pregnant—working class women

Richard Gere's role as the illustrious 'Dr. T,' in 'Dr. T and the Women' is an example of a fictitious snatch mechanic. Jason Statham, despite strong associations with both 'Snatch' and 'Mechanic,' is not one such example.
"Brittani says she goin' to her snatch mechanic Thursday on account she's got the clap again."
snatch mechanic by Orbyss November 13, 2011

Slut Mechanic 

A low down dirty whore. The type of girl that will literally wrap her legs, lips and ass around anything that looks in her direction. Every time said skank farts, queefs, sneezes or coughs she discharges stale jizz from her body. Effects are increased exponentially when there is liquor nearby.
Jeff: Man who's that drunk bitch?
Nick: Who, Karen? Dude, stay away from her! She's a real slut mechanic.
Jeff: Oh shit really?
Nick: Yeah bro, you might as well dip your dick into a bucket of herpes.
Slut Mechanic by TheJMART February 17, 2010

Sauce Mechanic 

Alcoholics who are always out on the piss. Constantly on the sauce having pints and partying . Sauce mechanics might involve the opposite sex using some love.
You're such a sauce mechanic you are my inspiration.
Sauce Mechanic by Carlow wans April 12, 2017

Swansea Mechanic 

Someone who steals, strips and burns your knackered car for the insurance.
That old shed of his failed the MOT, so he got the Swansea Mechanic to take it up Kilvey (Hill).
Swansea Mechanic by Grant Fromage February 8, 2007