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Merton

verb. To perform improvised songs to strangers on video chat sites, such as chat roulette or omegle. The songs are made up on the spot, with the subject matter typically pertaining to the chat partner. Videos of the songs are often uploaded to YouTube.
Dude, were you just singing? - Yeah, I'm mertoning; people love that shit
by mertonfan December 30, 2010
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Donut Meating Contest

Two or more males make a bet on how many donuts they can place and hold (for a certain pre-determined amount of time) on their penises. Whoever is victorious must give the donuts a new glazing by cumming all over them. After the donuts are "glazed", the losers of the competition must eat the donuts that belonged to the winner. This contest is a test of length and endurance.
"Yo dude, last night I was able to win my first ever Donut Meating Contest"
by Grant Norris (GNJ) August 1, 2006
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Meatoxing

The diarrhea laden detoxification process the body goes through after a long night of mass carnivorous and alcohol consumption
Dude, after last night's Man B Que I'll be meatoxing for days.
by Jesse The Godfather November 11, 2010
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Melatone

A sound (or sounds) that cause an increased amount of exhaustion.
Damn bro! Your voice is making me sleepy. Take that melatone somewhere else!”
by LighterFaery68 February 10, 2019
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meat on the bones

The perfect balance between skinny and fat. Not to be confused with Cornfed. Women with meat on the bones typically consider themselves overweight. As a result they show a significantly higher level of humility that further enhances their overall attractiveness.
That girl is pretty cute, but I like a little more meat on the bones.
by Spike the nail driver August 18, 2017
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megaton

In videogame folklore, when an announcement is due to be made that will "shake the foundations of gaming to its core", it is referred to as the "megaton". It inevitably turns out to be completely lame and non-eventful. Like perhaps a competition to go to some Xbox360 party in the US by yourself.
The PS6 release list will include Metal Gear Solid 24! !!!111!!!Megaton!!!111!!!
by charlesr September 30, 2005
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melatonin

its a pill that helps you sleep
i cant sleep, i better get some melatonin
by silly goose November 9, 2004
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