Michigan Meatpacker

The act of slamming one's head into someone's nuts while yelling "Oh my GOD, why are you smacking your nuts into my head, man?" This is done while someone is awake but otherwise occupied doing something and is not aware that you are approaching for the meat packing.

Established in Farmington Hills, MI, hence the moniker "Michigan Meatpacker."

I was laying on the couch studying for my econ test when Matt slammed his head right into my nutsack screaming "Christ on a side Car, Sam! Why are you violating my forehead with your balls, you ass wodge?" "WTF?!? You're the one giving me the Michigan Meatpacker, you douche bag!"

by Mamamia121 March 18, 2010

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MeatLocker

Term used for woman whose only use in a relationship is for sex

Guy 1: Hey, whose that chick you was with the other day

Guy 2: Oh her?.. she's my little MeatLocker

by ProjectBorn November 10, 2009

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skeet skeet mafucker

when you do well at a song on guitar hero world tour

476 note streak:

Bambi says "shit man that was awesome"
Flake responds "Skeet skeet mafucker"

by Bambi and Flake March 21, 2009

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meat fucker

Fuck an animal then kill and eat it

I'm a meat fucker

by Hobojoseph May 21, 2018

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Malfucker

Mother F---er: But shortened. Used by Jay Rock in Trailer Park Boys

"Why dont one of you Malfuckers go down to Canadian Tire Malfucker and pick up another one of those orange Malfucking so we can finnish this Malfucking game"

by Shoenami October 11, 2013

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