meatflailing

Meatflailing mainly consists of using ones penis (the meat) as a melee weapon ( the flail). After transforming your penis in a meatflail, you must now hit/smack 10 people in the face with your flail in less then 5 minutes.

Last night Jordan set a new world record at meatflailing and smucked 35 people in 5 minutes, i wish i was him.

by Pacco July 5, 2006

meatslops

A sloppy vagina; resembling bad roast beef, a wilted flower, or a spoiled pack of hot dogs.

Joey Slops banged that girl with the meatslops lastnight. He said it was awful, but he couldn't stop.

by Joey Slops January 9, 2011

meat flaps

Same as Meat Curtains. Also known as "roast beef". When a chicks pussy lips are too long and they flap in the breeze like dumbo ears.

That bitch has some nasty meat curtains.

by spankme March 17, 2003

meatclappers

wen both balls clap into each other like a war

my meatclappers are clappen like biggie v.s 2 pac

by Alex Rachal March 18, 2005

meatflap

Pussy Lips.Labia....the folds of a taco.

That bitchs' meatflaps reminded me of a roast beef sandwhich

by Trouble April 11, 2005

Calamari Meatslap

The act of getting Cthulhu tea bagged, beaten and harassed by very loose saggy beef curtains.

Guy1: Dude, I got woken up by multiple Calamari Meatslaps...
Guy2: Shit man! You got snail trails all over you face?!
Guy1: It's like Davey Jones' Eskimo kisses...

by xHectiCx338 November 20, 2013

meat flaps

when a females genitals are so flappy and used the insides sag out and hang from exhaustion

man i saw my mums meat flaps the other day, it looked dead

by Hakko December 11, 2003