Skip to main content

Meatcock

Big, huge, juicy penis.
An exceptionally large penis.
“Bro did you see Jim?”
“Yea, he has a huge meatcock!”
“I’d slobber all over that meaty meatcock that’s for sure!”
by Nameful February 18, 2022
mugGet the Meatcock mug.

Meatcuck

Definition: A pejorative term describing an individual, typically a man, whose masculinity or personal identity is heavily tied to meat consumption but is entirely dependent on industrial supply chains to procure it. The term critiques the lack of "authenticity" or "dignity" associated with directly obtaining meat, such as through hunting or butchering, while outsourcing the labor and moral burden.

Etymology: Derived from "meat" and "cuckold," implying subjugation or compromised autonomy.

Extended Usage: Highlights the contradiction in individuals who equate meat-eating with strength or dominance while disconnected from the effort that might justify such pride. It critiques performative masculinity undermined by reliance on systems they claim to reject.

Personality Traits:

Performative Strength: Glorifies meat as a symbol of toughness without direct involvement in obtaining it.

Moral Inconsistency: Ignores ethical concerns of factory farming while romanticizing meat as "natural."

Cognitive Dissonance: Dismisses vegetarians or vegans as "less manly" despite reliance on supply chains they’d otherwise scorn.

Hyperbolic Disdain: Uses meat consumption as a badge of pride or dominance in debates.
"He posted a picture of his burger with the caption, 'Real men eat meat,' but the hypocrisy of being a meatcuck never even crossed his mind."

"The BBQ bros in the comments are all meatcucks, flexing their grills like it’s hunting season in the suburbs."
by Frenchpet December 6, 2024
mugGet the Meatcuck mug.
Related Words

Meatcuck

Definition: A pejorative term describing an individual, typically a man, whose masculinity or personal identity is heavily tied to meat consumption but is entirely dependent on industrial supply chains to procure it. The term critiques the lack of "authenticity" or "dignity" associated with directly obtaining meat, such as through hunting or butchering, while outsourcing the labor and moral burden.

Etymology: Derived from "meat" and "cuckold," implying subjugation or compromised autonomy.

Extended Usage: Highlights the contradiction in individuals who equate meat-eating with strength or dominance while disconnected from the effort that might justify such pride. It critiques performative masculinity undermined by reliance on systems they claim to reject.

Personality Traits:

Performative Strength: Glorifies meat as a symbol of toughness without direct involvement in obtaining it.

Moral Inconsistency: Ignores ethical concerns of factory farming while romanticizing meat as "natural."

Cognitive Dissonance: Dismisses vegetarians or vegans as "less manly" despite reliance on supply chains they’d otherwise scorn.

Hyperbolic Disdain: Uses meat consumption as a badge of pride or dominance in debates.
"He posted a picture of his burger with the caption, 'Real men eat meat,' but the hypocrisy of being a meatcuck never even crossed his mind."
"The BBQ bros in the comments are all meatcucks, flexing their grills like it’s hunting season in the suburbs."
by Frenchpet December 6, 2024
mugGet the Meatcuck mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email