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Meanspo

A really dumb tumblr trend encouraging eating disorders. If you eat healthy & take care of yourself, there is a high chance Onision subscribers think your body is hot... And there are millions of them.

That's right, millions of people think you're good looking, so love yourself.
"Meanspo, more thinspiration trash."
-Gregory Jackson, comedian, YouTuber, activist, song writer, and feminazi.
by Crunch 'N Stuff July 21, 2016
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Pubic Measles

Contagious disease of the lower pubic regions first discovered in Glenjamin Willybobble
Cause:
Chronic insane anal pounding – with various kitchen utilities (most frequently a whisk inside a blender)
Being from Blackpool and surrounding areas
Bending over in Cemetery Junction Public Toilets with loose morals
Symptoms include:
Irrational and sustained itching of the scrotum and meatus
Constant need for sexual relief – usually resulting in chronic masturbation until pustules burst
Disgusting groinal aroma followed by an inability to follow conversation and stating the obvious and implied
Glen was happy until his crotch fell off - and sniffed that he had pubic measles
Mike was worried and horny and slightly hungry but mostly tired, so he went home
by Sid Johnson February 5, 2009
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Measles

The frequently deadly disease that anti-vaxxers are willing to expose their children to out of an unfounded fear of autism. Can cause blindness, sterility, heart damage and life long complications, but hey, its better dead than slightly non-neurotypical.

See also whooping cough.
"Madison and Skyler have the measles, why don't you bring your kids over and get it over with! Better hurry though, Skyler's starting to smell pretty bad and has been sleeping for three days. Guess those MMS enemas are really helping him detox!"
by KimmieKoi October 24, 2018
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means to an end

When you do something as a step to achieve a greater purpose
Manny: All that yesterday with the cat was a means to an end for the cat
by Ma22y December 30, 2017
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Mathew Meagher

A beast standing at 6’5 245 pounds that will absolutely clap your girls cheeks and make a video titled “boys, I’ve got something to tell you” all while skipping leg day.
Wow Mathew Meagher is so sexy I would let him bang my sister, I can’t get over his sexy and beautiful physique.
by XSexHaver69 December 23, 2021
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Meast

A dance performed by the legendary Michael "Micky" Meast.
1. Hit the meast, yuh. Hit the meast, yuh.
2. He just got measted lol.
3. I just measted all over them.
by TheTrueMeast April 21, 2022
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magsafe

When your girl gets so horny around you she sticks to your small dick.
by Sucacock October 12, 2021
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