flip me like a flapjack

"tell me both sides of the story."

"...and then he spilled his soda all over me, he didn't give me any gas money even though I drove him all the way to Boston, and he didn't even kiss me goodnight!"
"Oh come on, flip me like a flapjack."
"Well, okay, he did pay for my dinner, and the soda was probably an accident. And I did offer to drive him to Boston."

by bambi1234567 May 29, 2009

handle me like a man

rough or hardcore sex basically to fuck someone hard in bed .

That bitch couldn't handle me like a man with his small cock .

by handle me like a man March 30, 2017

fuck me like a rockstar

something that the singer, jxdn (bellow) has wrote down and sang in his song, Angels and Demons.

His fans occasionally will scream “any day” after he says it in the song.

Me: “FUCK ME LIKE A ROCKSTAR”

crush: uhh no-

by jxdnbae February 28, 2021

Jump me like a kangaroo

To have sex with a girl on top, who forcefully jumps up and down.

“There’s so much we have yet to do, now jump me like a kangaroo!” -L. D. Avidan

by TTom1000000 September 26, 2018

played me like a jap

To be disrespected. To be treated like a fool.ok

My girl played me like a jap.

by cicero central 22 April 26, 2014

Fuck me like a monkey

1. A formal request for a celebration of love, super kinky-style.

2. An impassioned cry of frustration, used to substitute for the more common damn, shit, or fuck. Used in the most egregious situations only.

3. A solemn request, to a monkey, for sexual intercourse. This is illegal to say to a monkey.

Upon finding out that Eduardo was well-endowed, I flirted with him and asked him to please fuck me like a monkey.

Dude, I heard Sarah Palin and Donald Trump might run together, FUCK ME LIKE A MONKEY! Makes me want to nominate Paris Hilton instead.

by droidlover November 22, 2011

love me like damn

Someone immensely annoyed at giving love but receiving none in return. May kill. Watch out.

“WILL YOU JUST LOVE ME LIKE DAMN. I TRY SO HARD AND GET NOTHING IN RETURN. IM GOING TO KILL YOU.”

by JuniorGiant January 22, 2018