He slew me, your mother

The coolest saying ever to grace the planet of the Apes.

He slew me, your mother!

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he call me big purr

comee make that pussy pur

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Something Psycho Dad from McJuggernuggets says everytime he breaks his stuff.

Psycho Dad: *Breaks Ps5*

McJuggernuggets: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Mom: Jeff, why did you break that???

Psycho Dad: He disrespected me.

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A line used by Paul Wall in the hit song “Still Tippin”

“Michael Watts he made me hot. Hard Work took me to the top.”

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SADLY NO HAHAHAH :(
GO SEARCH SOMEONE ELSE TO LOVE :)
just give up don't hurt yourself :)

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no he probably doesn't

its fine we can cry together

Person: Does he like me back?
Person 2: No he's gay.

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