McQuicky

A person who ditches people, without them noticing. Probably because they don't want to hang out with them, or don't want to be seen with them.

Girl 1: Where's Shanaynay?
Girl 2: Damn! She just pulled a McQuicky on us!

by McQuickster December 16, 2008

McGuinea

A racial slur towards an Irish-Italian person.

John is a McGuinea. He is Irish and Italian.

by [e-mail] February 4, 2005

Bishop McGuinness Catholic High School

A torturous facility, much like hell, where children must learn a vast array of subject matter which will most likely be of no importance in their future careers. Furthermore, it is a place where fun is not allowed and you will be strongly condemned for any carnival-like activities and actions. Also, you are trained to be robots with no souls or social lives, much like gingers.

Also known as "Bishop McGuinness State Penitentiary."

kid: where do you go to school?

other kid: Bishop McGuinness Catholic High School

kid: wow, i am terribly sorry. that place sucks fat cock.

by IWANTAPPLESAUCE June 11, 2010

McGuinness

Surname of the family originally known as MacAonghusa. It is written that they descendeded from Saran, chief of the Dal Araidhe. They would be a part of the Ui Eathach Cobha in what is now County Down and ultimately ruled as the lords/chiefs (both prominently and intermittently) of Iveagh in Rathfairland until the mid to late 17th century. They also held Castle Dundrum from the late fourteenth century until 1601, and for a brief stint from 1642 to the late 1640's.

Some famous McGuinness people include John Martin McGuinness (Irish Republican politician), Deborah Louise McGuinness (co-director and senior research scientist at the Knowledge Systems Laboratory at Stanford University), Ed McGuinness (comic book artist), and John McGuinness (professional motorcycle racer).

by Ian McGuinness May 11, 2006

McQuickie

Getting a blow job from a fat chick.

Dude I am so ashamed of myself, I got a McQuickie from this huge ass chick last night.

by Shadow21594 March 1, 2011

McQuiggin

a Person with bright reddish-orange hair, bad memory, and has a hard time closing lockers. Usually due to their inability to fit the massive amounts of gratuitous decadent paraphernalia that they escort on their specific itinerary around the halls as they navigate.

He sure is a McQuiggin.

I do McQuiggin a lot

by Dredric1 January 7, 2010

McGuinty

Last name of a circus sideshow and carnival attraction immortalized in "The Jerk", by the name of Darwin "Iron Balls" McGuinty. According to legend his nuts were bitten off by a rabid and psychotic groundhog in the late 1970s, and he was then fitted with a pair of iron testicles. His current gimmick is that in the sideshows and carnivals anyone who kicks or punches him in the balls and manages to make him double over gets $100, or $200 if he actually goes down to his knees. No one yet has ever gotten the money. Currently resides in West Virginia.

Iron Balls McGuinty has never once gone down in his career; too bad he had to be assaulted by Bucky the Killer Groundhog to be a star.

by Ron Dunderfunk September 5, 2011