Two Puff Mc Gruff

Someone in a smoke circle who will hit a joint or pipe multiple times before passing it along

Are you going to finish the whole joint yourself, Two Puff Mc Gruff?

Who the fuck do you think you are, Two Puff Mc Gruff?

by Old man withers September 3, 2005

douchebag-mcgraff

A continuation of douchebag, but primarily used by those who want to feel more original. Can be used to replace a name or a pronoun.

"Hey, douchebag-mcgraff...you suck!"

by Kalcaman April 22, 2008

Roger McGuffey

Sex God! Unfortunately, has every STD known to man. As a result, uses a ziplock bag when he performs his daily teabaggings. His penis is thicker than Hillary Clinton's ankles. Very dangerous.

Oh man! Roger made me sore for damn near a year. I best buy vaseline.

by unfortunate victim September 12, 2004

McGuffy

The act of hurdling or jumping over one during a football game while carrying the ball.

Originates from Cy-Fair's running back Sam McGuffy.

Crowd: Ahhhh...
Player: -Jumps-
Crowd: MCGUFFY!

by K.Young March 4, 2008

mcguffy

to jump over someone when they wern't expecting it

During the middle of the football game a player pulled a mcguffy right over another player.

by fakeperson55 January 13, 2008

McGuffenFluffen

1. A House or orchard where people congregate.

2. A Proper name. Usually Mexican.

"Hey buddy, Let's run on down to the McGuffenFluffen."

"Yep, Let's Go"

"Where the hell is McGuffenFluffen, The Mexican?"

by PaperTowelBuy December 28, 2007

McGuffie Fever

The urge to hurdle over anything while yelling "McGuffie!"

Me: Hey, I think my roommate and her boyfriend have McGuffie Fever.
Friend 1: Why do you say that?
Me: (*points to roommate*)
Roommate: *runs and hurdles over a bench* while yelling, "McGuffie!"

by OGMcGuffieFever November 8, 2009