A listless, unaffectionate mother who tries to go through the motions of rearing the perfect child. Equals mom + zombie. She'd rather ask her kid what a participle is, instead of trying to savor a light moment.
The community center was full of mombies, who grilled their kids coldly on what they learned today in school in the 15 minutes wait before gymnastics class.
by SPQR November 12, 2007
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My mombie game is strong. I have managed to scrub the walls, make dinner, bathe the kids, and drink an entire pot of coffee in one gulp on 2 hours of broken sleep.
by Stillrad May 21, 2015
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by BDino August 17, 2012
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Get the googoo mombie pp mug.a person who is or appears lifeless, apathetic, or completely unresponsive to their surroundings for the insataible lust for money
by Ibaliterati November 24, 2019
Get the Mombie mug.Mom + Zombie. She is a super Mom who also happens to be a zombie. Due to a busy schedule she showers on a weekly basis and gets smelly. She can sometimes spend half the day blushing. She can sometimes be a Yuxin, though she gets mad if you call her that. Appearence wise she is very pretty, though she can look a little like corn. But most importantly she is a lovely mother who always looks after her baby.
by Smellybaby September 7, 2018
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