Mayonnaise

Redneck version of saying man there is

Mayonnaise a lot of people here today

by Redneck2004 February 21, 2019

Mayonnaise

An instrument

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. (Lies)

by Lovelyjollylocks December 6, 2016

Mayonnaise

Mayonnaise.. usually white and put on a sandwich. Or other foods. IT also has a redneck definition..

Mayonnaise a lot of people here tonight....

by Grumpy Granny December 22, 2016

The Mayonnaise

The taste you get when you are inhaleing the plastic fumes of his plastic bong while smoking out of it

Dude: *inhales* Aw its the mayonnaise

by Mayonnaise Master December 10, 2005

Mayonnaise

A word indicating the skeet, also known as semen, that is ejaculated from a man's sexual apparatus; when used in this context it always refers to a woman being either covered in or filled with the afformentioned term.

Dude, I was having sex with this one chick while making myself a sandwhich, first I put on the mayonnaise, then i pu ont the mayonnaise!!!

by Malcolm OSX May 4, 2006

Mayonnaise

Drunk, drugged or otherwise inebreated.

Did you see how Joe was stumbling all over the place, he is totally mayonnaise.

by edisonbattery June 14, 2016

Mayonnaise

A Texas redneck word from Jeff Foxworthy meaning "man there's".

Mayonnaise a lot of people here this evening!

by אנגו ראדוס December 27, 2012