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max the envelope

word used to encourage someone at a particular sport to try harder. the 'envelope' is their goal. its rather a peculiar slogan, but quite a funny thing to say to someone who you want to succeed.
(1) so jeff, hows it going with that girl you've been talking to??
(2) pretty good, i'm going to go over to her now.
(1) wait, jeff!
(2) yes??
(1) max the envelope!
(2) you bet i will player!
by lox the ox April 9, 2006
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max thompson

a rare and inteligent beast, which is said so have ruled the women in acient times. max thompson was thought a myth because many beatifull women told storys of the ledgendary max thompson with a way with women that could only be dectibed as MASSIVE!!. it is said that the only thing to out do his unhumanly good looks, was the size of his penis, last recorded at 17 inches!!
"well it's not exactly a 'max thompson, but i guess 10 inches is ok.
by Max thompson August 15, 2003
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max thompson

a rare and inteligent beast, which is said so have ruled the women in acient times. max thompson was thought a myth because many beatifull women told storys of the lagandary maxthompson with a way with women that could only be dectibed as MASSIVE!!. it is said that the only thing to out do his unhumanly good locks, was the size of his penis, last recorded at 17 inches!!
"well it's not exactly a 'max thompson, but i guess 10 inches is ok.
by Max thompson August 15, 2003
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max thrust

v. to microwave
Sally: Do you want something to eat, Grandma?
Grandma: Oh, you can just max thrust some leftovers for me.
by Housies September 11, 2010
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Max the man

Max the man is a bery strong guy with a big ass fucking cock like you can ride on that like it’s a bike Max the man is gonna be the best soccer play in the world he is going to be better the Lionel Messi and that is a fact
Stranger:how big is your cock

Max the man: lemme see 38.98 inches
by Bigjavi01 August 28, 2018
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Max Tomlinson

The definition of max Tomlinson is to have supernatural feelings for men
John: that ghost is rather sexy
Latisha: come on me young hooligan don’t be max Tomlinson
by Lethonjane jayquelin October 17, 2018
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max-text

Point reached after an exhausting amount of text communication that never leads to a higher form of interaction, like speaking on the phone or making plans to meet in person. Often inspired by breadcrumbers. Term for succinctly defining your boundary without having to write annoying long messages pleading your case.
Brad the breadcrumber texts you for the 1 millionth time trying to continue his shenanigans.

Response: “I’m sorry Brad, I’ve reached max-text.”
Brad has no choice but to graduate from his fingerpad.
by MoJean December 13, 2019
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