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man mayonnaise

Semen. Usually considered fairly vulgar.
Before moving out, Carl heaved a bolt of man mayonnaise onto the pillow of his hated room-mate.
by Scary Mike June 10, 2004
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MAURIANNA

Maurianna is a rare breed, there is no one like her. She is driven and extremely competitive at all things. She is like no one you’ll ever meet but many miss out on her because she is reserved. Her wit and intelligence should not be undermined as well as sense of humor. Her quietness is mistaken for being shy when she is really loud when you get to know her. She has a big heart and values her bonds with people over everything. She is a risk taker and has a big mouth that gets her into trouble, yet at the end of the day you just have to love her
Dude: did you see Maurianna at that party last night?
Guy: Maurianna? At a party! No way
Dude: yes way she was the hypest one there

Guy: wow I under estimated her
by HappyAwesomechickenlover March 13, 2019
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Mayonnaiser

A god of Mayonnaise some would say. This person will bathe, will consume, will even do intercourse with Mayonnaise... The amount of things this type of person will do with Mayonnaise is uncountable... There are just too many possibilities.
Person 1: Have you heard about Matthew? He's become such a Mayonnaiser
Person 2: I know right, he brings that jug of Mayonnaise everywhere.
by shane_y May 15, 2020
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Unicorn Mayonnaise

What comes out of a unicorn's horn when you polish it. A wonderful low-fat alternative that's great in sandwiches.
When I spit-shine Sparkle's horn, he gives me a lot of unicorn mayonnaise, thus saving me a trip to the store.
by Blargdragon April 22, 2006
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Mayonnaise truck

The logistical delivery system of male ejaculate to a females torso, neck, or face.
Last night during intense oral negotiations I managed to make it look like she got hit in the face by the mayonnaise truck.
by TheNewVanStu November 22, 2011
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Mayonnaise Maggot

"These Mayonnaise Maggots are gonna stop harassing us. Or else."
by IBTAL May 8, 2020
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mayonnaise dad

Someone who constantly says tacky things.
Mayonnaise dad: What's up chocolate mama?

African American woman: Nothin much mayonnaise dad.
by Tacocatss June 14, 2015
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