Matson

Not a crotchety old guy who bombs the crap out of people

Wow that guy is such a Matson because he isn’t a crotchety old guy who bombs the crap out of people.

by The real Matson not dumb iscol November 16, 2020

Matteo

original meaning Matteo means gift of God. No wonder right? Anyways, anyone named Matteo is typically a solid 10. With amazing hair, adorable eyes, good body, etc. Matteo is also an amazing futboller, or soccer player. Whenever playing, they adopt the skills of Ronaldo, messi, neymar, and gozte all in one. As well as being charming, kind, maybe a little cocky, confident, and outgoing, Matteo's most of the time have an amazing and charismatic personality too. I mean how can you not like the guy? Matteo's are also extremely attractive as well, due to their Italian genes. On top of all that, they're also very athletic and can play almost every sport pretty damn well too. they also dress very nice too. So yeah, they're pretty great.

kate upton: did you see Matteo the other day? He looked so good!
Ariana grande: yeah! His gorgeous eyes and his perfect hair looked so perfect in the sun!

by anonymous March 29, 2015

Matteo

Not gay has the biggest dick and ye shit

Matteo is I God at basketball

by Goodblood March 2, 2019

matts manjunk

large package of genetalia associated with males named Matt...Everyone knows at least one Matt who sports a large monolithic package beneath the trowsers

I cant seem to keep a girl happy .... if i only had matts manjunk i'd be litterally batting a thousand.

by ronski July 5, 2010

Mathsochistic

Deriving pleasure (dpleasure/dx) from the pain that comes from taking higher math classes over lower math classes, e.g. BC Calculus over AB Calculus, particularly when other aspects of school are disturbed in the process.

Michael: Did you hear that Melissa's taking Calculus 3, even though that messes up her schedule?
Namtam: Oh gosh, that's so mathsochistic.

by Charles Chimag August 12, 2010

Mattson

One fly guy! Causes wetness of the panties in all genders. Often called "snake bite" after the scar on his right arm from his encounter with diamondback rattlesnake. The snake was dead within minutes.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Whoa Chuck! Where'd you get that black eye?

Chuck Norris: Goddamn Mattson!

by Kilodoublemike October 10, 2013

Matton

A Matton is a sweet and caring person, usually used as a last name. They are loyal, kind, and very good in bed. They are funnya as well and always will cheer you up.

Mattons are good to have around when you need a friend.

"OMG! I hear Matton is going to the party tonight! he is SO hot!"

by CynthiaBlack February 13, 2012