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Mathmatard

Someone severely lacking in mathmatical skills.
"Can you calculate the tip? I'm a mathmatard."
by Rebecca Ash-Murray June 4, 2009
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mayomaniac

Hey did you hear that Hannah is obsessed with mayo. She is totally a mayomaniac.
by lol6969420 February 24, 2022
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mathmagician

Someone who uses math as a sleight of hand. A.K.A. a creative accountant
The mathmagician in the corporate accounting department made the company's quarterly loss look like a profit.
by blast0 July 30, 2010
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Mattman

The suavest, most illmatic being to ever grace life, the internets, and beyond. A superhero amongst men. You can consider yourself lucky if you ever meet this man.
"Wow, that's the infamous Mattman? He's pretty awesome!"
by MattmanBegins January 21, 2009
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matoaca high school

A well built school infected with assholes and rejects. There are no interesting places near the school. A party is hard to come by. All the girls are preppy as hell and always talk like "OMG NO WAY" and these said girls pretend to be whores (for some unknown reason) when in reality they are not getting any because most guys wouldn't touch them with a 10 foot pole. All the guys at Matoaca are stuck up douchebags that would do anything to get ahead or look cool including backstabbing all their friends and pretending to be someone else.
A lot of people that attend Matoaca don't do shit outside of school, but with good reason. There isn't shit to do near matoaca or in chesterfield except go to the movie theatre.

So basically the school consists of 3 groups of people:

1. people that stay inside all day and play games to pass time while they wait until they are old enough to move to a much more interesting place.
2. People who smoke pot, plain and simple. all the people that hang out all the time have at least smoked pot once, because there is literally nothing to do near matoaca.
3. Girls that pretend to be bad, and pretend to be cool, but in reality are losers that have nothing going for them. (most girls at matoaca)

Well that pretty much sums it up.
by Turn on, Tune In, Drop Out. August 19, 2009
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mathmatitude

The act of having extreme confidence/arrogance regarding your aptitude in mathematics.
That Samantha sure has some serious mathmatitude.!
by Tojorisin February 4, 2015
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matorma

Matorma is a caring and loving friend. She wants her friends to be happy so dhe tries her best to make them happy. If someone makes her friend/friends upset she is ready to blast on there ass. She is a freaky bitch. If u date her shes loyal ASFF. She has a big heart and cares about people. She is thick and smart. She has low self esteem and and hurting on the inside. If you ever meet a Matorma keep her by your side cause you may never find a girl like her!!
Guy 1: “yo u seen Matorma’s ass”
Guy 2: “yea her shit fat”
by Stranger506 November 11, 2018
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