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Mathieu is common phrase describing objects and people which are unusual looking.

Luna Park, mailbox, rats, burn victims, bent fingers, just a few exales
by ElonMusk607 May 19, 2021
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an "emo" boi @ my school who is such a fucking whore that he doesn't have any good friends. he also should consider using penis enlargement pills because his penis is microscopic and maybe he could have good friends if he wasn't such a whore. oh and back to his dick i forgot he doesn't have one and that he's a girl. he also has a fuck-boy haircut and tries to be hood even though he's white as hell
mathieu is such a whore and he hangs out with all of the trashy kidz
by chickenstripsboii December 6, 2018
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Mathieu fortin is a fat blond dude that’s really funny yet he sucks a lot of dick. He has no friends yet he keeps playing games for fuckn losers. Stay away from him ladies he only likes (furries)!!!
Mathieu is a (Brawlhallah) legend!
This mathieu nigga gay!
by YvAkPPnibba October 1, 2019
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Mathieu is kind, caring and romantic. Usually a family man with big dreams for true love. Although he exudes a very energetic nature, overall he is very patient and logical to get exactly what he wants. The sweetest man a woman can have by her side. Incredibly attractive and smart, he tends to get a lot of women’s attention, but once he has found the one, he will never let go and his heart will be hers forever. He is possessive of what he consider is his. He tends to obsess about his woman and wants to know every little things about her and what she likes. He is driven and appears sure of himself, even if on the inside he isn’t so confident and is often actually quite shy. Very ambitious, he might seem not so reliable at times, because he is so focused on his success so that he can share it with the people he loves most, however you can always reach out to him if in need and he will be there to listen to you and warm your heart. A curious dreamer full of energy, he always finds a way to turn his weirdness and quirky behavior into something charming. He can be very frustrating at time, since communicating and exchanging with him can often feel like your are talking with an alien, but once you start understanding his true authentic self, you will have soulmate forever.
Look at Mathieu day dreaming once again.
by Aka1234 November 23, 2021
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Usually a really good guitarist. Loves to play guitar and hurt his fingers. A Mathieu is always single, and no one ever wants him.
Boy 1: yooo it’s Mathieu!
Boy 2: He’s playing Guitar. Look!
Mathieu: Hey guys!
by Pillowsarecool September 22, 2021
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Mathieu is a young man who has everything to please. A man full of promise and with a radiant future because of his beauty and his sweetness. Sometimes a bit clumsy and indecisive, he will make you live an adventure full of love and kindness, which will leave you addicted and speechless. With brown eyes and a soft beard, his beautiful face will transport you to wonders every day that God will make. An angel fallen from heaven, whom you will bless every moment of your life. A life full of delight and happiness, with a Mathia by your side. A big thumb of quality.
What did I do to be blessed with a Mathieu ?
by Smallfrenchthumb November 24, 2021
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Mathieu has a 6.9 inch penis, he’s the best at all video games, he pulls all the girls, he has all the anime waifus and he is a suspected sex to offender.
Mathieu is cool
by Skekekeke December 10, 2021
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