jailbait mathematician

A person who is an expert in determining the legal age of a person.

"She says she was born in '88. How old does that make her?"
"I don't know, go ask the jailbait mathematician."

by CMorales May 3, 2008

Mathemagician

One possessing superior mathematical skills.

You would have to be a mathemagician to unravel the complexity of their latest budget proposal.

When it comes to statistics my brother is a mathemagician.

by deecee802 September 22, 2011

mathematician

A person who suffers from obsessive compulsive proving disorder.

-Mike, did you know that every whole number greater than 1 is a prime number or a product of prime numbers?
-No I didn't... I am a mathematician I need to prove it... (cries uncontrollably) help me please...

by Frikiboss December 5, 2019

mathmagician

n. Person with an uncanny ability to perform tricky arithmetic all calculations.

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Without a calculator we'll never figure out the tip!

Too bad Gelpy isn't here. He's a real mathmagician.

by gnostic3 December 31, 2014

mathemagician

A person who by way of magic solves difficult mathematical problems.

"Boy Mr. Jargon, you sure are a great mathemagician."

by ak7 November 16, 2006

Mathmagician

Someone who is so awesome at maths they have to be using some form of magic to be that awesome.

Kid 1: "Woah, look at Alex go on that pythagorus theory shizz"
Kid 2: "Ikr, that kids a real mathmagician."

by thatguitarkid March 11, 2011

mathematician

The one job everyone wants you to have but no one ever does have.

Everyone: You're going to become a mathematician one day.

You: No, no I'm not.

by ponybalogna June 16, 2018