masterbating

The act of masturbating like a professional, in a skilled way. Being a Master of Masturbation.

"Dude, I saw a porn film in which a bitch was masturbating so well, that I think she had the degree of Master of Masturbation! She was masterbating herself!"

by Gaboantsa December 2, 2016

masterbating

Guy Fucking Themselfs

I love Masterbating at night when there is no girl by me

by Fuck.me.daddy December 16, 2016

materbating

the mispelled word masturbating due to the lack of hands used to type

He enjoys materbating on a daily basis.

by Fuckme1p2 August 11, 2016

Masterbatingly

Adverb : a state of loneliness so consistent that masterbation is as common or more common then the act of taking a breath.

I am happily masterbatingly single.

by Cheyboy818 December 17, 2015

Motarboating

When a person usually a male presses his face in the middle of a women's breasts and and blows air while moving his face in a circular motion.

I just got done motarboating your grandmother

by Shade_Beam February 27, 2022

motherboating

Sexual act with instructions as follows:
1. Place face between lactating breasts
2. Shake face briskly back and forth
3. Make outboard motor sound effects
Extra points are awarded for milk spray...

Sally may not have lost that baby weight yet, but those titties are prime for some motherboating.

by Dan92672 June 18, 2011

masterbating

when you wank huh huh huh

when you softly caress your boner when thinking of or in front of a girl/boy (you fucking gays)until you proceed to "shoot the load"

by sir wankalot May 8, 2003