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Rectal Catastrophe

A synonym for goatse

or

A synonym for 1 guy 1 jar
Matt: "Did you see that video I sent you?"

Mason: "Oh man, that was a Rectal Catastrophe."
by Barbecued Ribs May 11, 2010
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apostrophe catastrophe

The term apostrophe catastrophe denotes incorrect use or non-use of the apostrophe (') in a sentence.
Examples of apostrophe catastrophes:

We sell carrot's, parsnip's and potatoe's.

Its going to rain.

Johns coat and Marias bag were left on the train.

He grabbed the cat and started playing with it's tail.
by Fearman March 31, 2008
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Condom catastrophe

When a guy and girl are Fucking and the condom breaks either un noticed or at the wrong moment Result : An OMG moment that could result in an end product of a possible Dump 'N' Dash, Bastard Baby, or STD Stunner!
Dude Last night I Had a Condom Catastrophe!!!!
by Forever Fun 'N' Faithful August 30, 2009
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Cottage Cheese Catastrophe

The act of nearly freezing you sperm and then running up on an unexpected victim and slap them with it preferably in the face.
Taylor: " Hey so i was at allisons last night and (slap). OOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Dude my ears cold and sticky!!!!

Malik: " Hows that for a cottage cheese catastrophe.
by maczofri December 14, 2010
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ass catastrophe

Accidentally shitting in ones pants while trying to fart in public. see sharting
michael, approaching the bathroom in panera bread, had an ass catastrophe.
by michaelray October 3, 2006
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mantasrophe

Etymology: "man" + "catastrophe"
Meaning: Some sort of disaster involving a man. Usually has something to do with a girl, although major injuries, missing a football game, and midlife crises also count.
I had a total mantasrophe the other day; I missed the big game and my girlfriend broke up with me. I suck. Think I'll go get a beer or something.
by H.S. January 11, 2009
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Mathtastrophe

The ensuing chaos/disaster of a person who's mental state was either permanently or temporarily destroyed from doing too many math problems in one day.

A catastrophe that is the direct result of mathematics.
After doing 150 polynomial and factorization problems, a mathtastrophe occurred destroying millions of dollars of property and a loss of life estimated in the thousands.
by Brooktopus January 18, 2010
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