Mateo

A very hot and sexy guy with a big bulge 😍😛! Every girl dies for him! He loves sports and is good at school! And his body is amazing

I love mateo

by I_Love_YOUUU December 30, 2016

Mateo

Someone who is extremely amazing. He is the most attractive guy around. You better hold on to him as long as you can. Mateo is an amazing person that has everyone drooling over him. If you ever get him, keep him as long as you can. Never lose a Mateo

Person 1: Look, it's Mateo!!
Person 2: He's so dreamy. I wish I had him!
Person 1: Same...

by StitchBear May 27, 2017

Matadored

to get mentally, emotionally, or physically abused by one or more Matadors - either solo or simultaneously. Either way, you've been Matadored and you'll never forget it.

Everyone in the SFL has been Matadored at one point or another.

by matadors69 July 28, 2010

Matteo

A guy with a GINORMUS dick. Like 15 inches. Fucks lots of girls straight up. If your a matteo, you got a lot to live for.

Stacy: "That guy has a giant dick ."

Julie: "he's so good in bed."

Ellie: "What a matteo!"

by Yo mama is a rapist April 22, 2017

Geordie Matheos

Justin Chow’s sworn enemy. Geordie Matheos is a retard.

Justin Chow: Geordie Matheoszcczzs is scxzxuch a retard.

by Skanky the whale March 2, 2019

Mateo

Any Mateo is a sexy beast and a lady killer. And watch out for his huge penis. It's 12 inches long.

Girl: Wow look at Mateo huge dick
Mateo: sup girl
Girl: *organsm*

by Baller24/74days September 25, 2016

Matteo

The best fucking person on this EARTH

Yo that dude Matteo is SO FUCKING COOL

by Zpace October 3, 2019