A sacred ritual performed by an abnormally large naked man with a towel and a pudgy man with a torn ACL. The large naked man waves his towel in front of the pudgy man. The pudgy man uses all the strength left in his ACL to charge the unclothed matador. The matador eventually defeats the bull and screams and shakes his penis for all to see to signify a victory over the bull. The ritual is to be performed only on a Thursday and is said to provide the Amarillo High School football team with a victory. The act can only be complete if the person playing the matador and the person playing the bull have the same size of football pants. The ritual does not work for playoff games and can be counteracted by a Jew Spell.
Philip dropped his pants to reveal his penis so that he could defeat Dalton in a battle to the death. Dalton charged Philip with all his strength his little ACL could put out, but he was no match for the Naked Matador.
by Homothug45 October 27, 2011
Get the The Naked Matador mug.Sexual Position involving a gentleman and a lady similar to cowgirl, however, must take place while a lady is on her period and the man is wearing tidy whites*. To preform position female must ride male in typical cowgirl fashion, however, male must keep tidy whities on and stick his member through the slit of his undergarment. When the sex session has come to completion the soaked tidy whities are immediately removed from the male by the female in a swift fashion while saying Olé.
* Any white undergarment may be used as long as it has a slit. The matador is not solely limited to tidy whities
Bonus: Use tidy whities as cape and have either partner run through them similar to a real matador.
* Any white undergarment may be used as long as it has a slit. The matador is not solely limited to tidy whities
Bonus: Use tidy whities as cape and have either partner run through them similar to a real matador.
Efrain: Babe, I really want you.
Tess: I am on my period :/
Efrain: I don't mind a little red tide. Let's try the matador.
Tess : Great Idea. I'll grab the tidy whities and met you in the bedroom ;)
Tess: I am on my period :/
Efrain: I don't mind a little red tide. Let's try the matador.
Tess : Great Idea. I'll grab the tidy whities and met you in the bedroom ;)
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Get the matador mug.When one, while wearing a robe, farts and then, with hands in robe pockets twirls the right side form back to front and left side from back to front. Thus giving the illusion of a matador while equally spreading the " joy" just released
by DemmyMack413 January 14, 2011
Get the The Matador mug.Literally: To step out of the way of an approaching person so that the person flies past and lands flat on their face.
Figuratively:To dodge or spin a conflict so that the conversation turns onto the person that brought it up
Figuratively:To dodge or spin a conflict so that the conversation turns onto the person that brought it up
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