masturbanate

To violently masturbate using both hands as if you were trying strangle your penis to death.

Nasty Nate masturbanated until he his penis died. What a bait master.

by beaver and bunghole August 6, 2010

masturbanish

to sexile your roommate, but to take care of business yourself.

Andrew won't masturbanish Simon, he just waits until he leaves.

by The Asshat December 6, 2004

Masturbação

ato de masturbar

esta noite a minha masturbação durou 5 min

by drat5 April 10, 2015

Masturbake

Verb; to smoke marijuana and then service oneself.

Thanks for that quarter Joey. I haven't been able to masturbake for almost three weeks.

by Mst2kool March 2, 2010

masturband

A fad started by Robin Power, a religious-studies graduate student at NYU. It's a black plastic bracelet that wraps around your wrist. As long as you resist jerking off, you can wear your masturband.

I've had my masturband on for two weeks.

by brokenxheartx3 July 2, 2005

Masturbae

The art of fapping to your bae.

Guy 1: Damn bro did you get that good sex with da bae last night?
Guy 2: Nah she wasn't in the mood, so I just masturbaed instead.

by Raper4G July 8, 2014

masturbang

When two people masturbate in the presence of each other and end up banging before climax

My girl and I love to masturbang! Our foreplay is the act of watching each other masturbate until we can't take it anymore and just have to bang.

by GlazeHer February 14, 2014