Person A: "I hate that people who masticate!"
Person B: "Dude, you don't ... you know."
Person A: "Seriously, look it up. It's not what you think."
Person B: "Than what do you call --"
Person A: "Nevermind!"
Person B: "Dude, you don't ... you know."
Person A: "Seriously, look it up. It's not what you think."
Person B: "Than what do you call --"
Person A: "Nevermind!"
by Nerd Jackson March 11, 2008
by Jaques Russle December 19, 2004
Meaning to chew, however people who have never heard this word before will think you said masturbate.
"Dude, I got this food magazine with free samples, wanna masticate?"
"Dude, you're sick in the head."
"Dude, what you don't like eating?"
"Dude, I thought you said masta-"
"Dude, yeah yeah, you'll never change."
"Dude, you're sick in the head."
"Dude, what you don't like eating?"
"Dude, I thought you said masta-"
"Dude, yeah yeah, you'll never change."
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
meaning "to chew" as in one's food. Also, the word that dumb asses laugh at in class when they think the professor just said masturbate
"Cows masticate their food."
"I told him to masticate for me, but that dumb ass went and jacked off!"
"I told him to masticate for me, but that dumb ass went and jacked off!"
by MN Farmer October 04, 2006
Masticate means to eat something. Sounds a lot like mastrubate. Put MASTICATE and WENIS in a sentence together, and it sounds wondermous.
by Tierney September 18, 2007
Did you know that chewing food is called mastication?
That's like having oral sex with your food man, gross.
That's like having oral sex with your food man, gross.
by Kiwi Baccano October 16, 2012
Meaning edible. A combination of the words masticate and edible, both have similar meanings, thus making it useful in the context referring to food.
by Ilisten2Metal June 12, 2014