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To cross the Mexican American Border while having sex with a family member. Preferably butt sex.
Jose and Juanita felt uncomfortable as they masticated, for they feared they could not look each other in the eyes again. The road was also very bumpy.
by Juanes May 17, 2006
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by roknnor October 7, 2019
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It means grind or chew. But Louis Tomlinson in the fan fic "Ankles and Awkwardness" (on wattpad) thinks it's masturbate hahah
"You really don't want to masticate that Lou." Harry said and Gemma snorted from the table.
by larrie directioner May 23, 2021
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Masticate My Ass

A more refined and elegant way of saying “eat my ass”. Used by the elite class, members of the upper crust and Hollywood and rumor has it, the royal families of several prominent countries.
Geeves my good man. Have you seen Lady Rose? It’s time for her to masticate my ass.

Masticate my ass. It’s Britney bitch.

It was a long ride back to the estate after a glorious weekend in the Hampton’s so I had the chauffeur pull off at the rest stop and masticate my ass in the back of the Rolls.
by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020
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Masticate my Mast

Girl when u gonna masticate my mast
by Clitresort February 19, 2024
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Masticate a phallus

by Samtionary May 10, 2024
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masticating

I can't talk right now, I'm too busy masticating this meat.
by Stew September 17, 2004
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