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Coat Hanger Masterbater

"wheres zak?"
"i dont know... think hes coat hangin in the closet?"
by ashley November 13, 2004
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Masterdebator

One who has mastered debating skills.
The local politician proclaimed himself as a masterdebator for constantly winning debates against political opponents.
by Frank Palace January 8, 2012
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masterdebating

when one or more males are contemplating whether or not to masturbate
I'm staying at my mom's this weekend but I know I am going to be masterdebating all night.
by mcspaceman June 29, 2010
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Masterdater

One who engages going to movies, dinner and social events by himself. One who engages in masterdation.
He didn't have a date last night, he likes to be a masterdater.
by praxguy December 8, 2010
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Master Debater

Johnny: Steve is a Master debater because he is a master of debating.

Jack: ...What the fuck is the matter with you man?? *Runs away...

Johnny:

Jack: ...Oh wait *walks back
by browngirlsdonttakebs May 15, 2009
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Gamer masterbater

This one is especially for gaymers, it is when you stick your controller up your ass and then you turn on vibrate
Danny: I definately a gamer masterbater
Steve: Yeah me too
by genghis September 13, 2016
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Master Debater

1. Someone who has acquired all the requisite skills of debate to win the majority of the time. (see second part of definition)
2. Someone with out a life to dedicate to anything other than debate and masturbation. (thous not having the required amount of time to have relationships out side of their own hands)
3. All of the boys found at a debate tournament and the vast majority of the girls. (especially thoughts found in Lincoln Douglas as it does not include interaction with a partner of any sex or gender)
"Master debater"s:
She doesn't have any skin exposed despite not whereing a burka and having a flaming liberal hippy speech...
He can't look up from a girls chest even if its hidden under a jacket, sweater, tie, long sleeved shirt and visible tank top.
They can flow and stair you down/stair down your shirt at the same time
The only decoration in their room is awards for debate.
They spend all of their time doing reshurch yet they can lift twice their weight in boxes.
Their last interaction with the opposite sex involved cross examination because their opponents refused to shake their hands.
by CogCat November 22, 2010
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