mastabatory

The urge to jack off thinking about someone you really want to fuck.

Jonathan had the urge to jack off thinking about natalie, the girl he really wanted to fuck. He keeps having mastabatory thoughts.

by ModjoMan September 1, 2017

masturabate

When you fuck yourself. Don't do this. Doing so gives you "auto-sexuality", or "homosexuality" except it's with yourself, shown by the latin root "auto". Many still say, however, that this practice has benifits good enough like cumming, or nutting and enjoyment to make it worth the autosexuality.

Me: I just masturabated. Feels SO FUCKING GOOD.
Friend: Now you're autosexual! Look what you've done!
Me: Worth It!

by that retarded nerd weeb mix June 15, 2018

Mastabaeating

The act of masturbating on bread then spreading it with a knife an eating it.

What are you doing?

I'm Mastabaeating.

What kind of bread are you using?

Wheat so it's healthy.

by Dandren July 21, 2010

mastabatorey arthridus

the damage done to the wrist and hands from masterbaiting

Travis could not use his hands anymore do to mastabatorey arthridus .

by ripley 54 February 4, 2010

Mattababy

A pervasive unpleasant odour, often picked up on by quipsters, much to the dismay of those around them.

‘It smells like a mattababy in here’
‘What’s a mattababy?’

by Spoop784 June 20, 2024