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assinator

A highly tapered anal streching device resembling a cone in shape, Initially utilized by tight holed homosexual males to facilitate bung hole sex to include fisting. Later research conducted by an anonymous casual sex encounters posting service showed women also use the assinator prior to hosting w4mmmmmmm parties.
Dude used an assinator prior to inserting a buoy into the chocolate star fish.
by kungfuwordsmith August 7, 2010
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mathinator

A maths teacher who is basically a walking calculator, but better.
"hey sir, whats the sqaure root of 2 devided by x squared minus 2x = 456?"

"...768"
by Gilbo January 5, 2005
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Marinator

A man that hangs around a group of single females but is not engaged in sexual relations with any. This may apply to a group of males; Marinators. Opposite of Serenaders. A pack of Marinators. ***This term can be used in conjuction with cockblocker.
"Yo Nima, Jason says that Siavash is a real Marinator."
"What a bunch of cockblocking Marinators!"
by Jason Silva November 8, 2008
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Masticator

A south florida based death metal band. Material sounds very similar to that of many death metal bands in the late 1980's through through the 1990's such as Morbid angel, Cannibal Corpse, and deicide. The band chooses to stick to an old school sound, rather than that of many modern metal bands.
did you catch that band "Masticator" ? I havent heard a band play like that since the 90's dude!
by FLmetal July 7, 2010
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marginator

The happy, bubbly type of woman who will drive you to places and give you money as long as you have tons of artistic talent or at least pretend to.
We stopped by the marginator's house earlier, she wanted us to teach a class on how to make sock monkeys.
by Gassy Baby August 26, 2006
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Malvinator

Six foot three tall angry motorbike riding, disc golf playing, air guitarist with Coors Lite in hand
by Little Lola November 3, 2003
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mastikator

It is basicly a longer word for the word Master.
Mastikator
Mas____ter (er-or)
Master-Mastikator
I am the mastikator!
by Mastikator November 1, 2004
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