marzipanic

The level of anxiety you face when there is one piece of marzipan left, but it's your fault for eating it all in the first place.

I bought a box of marzipan this afternoon and told myself to make it last until Christmas, but all I have now is one piece and lots of marzipanic.

by Jenszi November 21, 2011

Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Extra Real Dating Sim XR

Strong Bad's computer's dating game where characters can only say DUH!, BUH!, and FUH!.

Experience Homestar and Marzipan on a date without the LURKING HORRORS of thier real dates!

by H*R Fan August 19, 2003

Marzipan

A delicious almond-flavoured dessert. Often shaped into things like fruit, pigs, and the like. Has a somewhat paste-like texture.

Mm, this raspberry-marzipan tart is absolutely scrumptious!

by Nemuko June 11, 2003

Smash Martians

A group of robotic Martians who make fun of us earth people for eating real mashed potatoes instead of using the powdered crap.

For mash... get Smash

by smasher December 20, 2003

Martians

Those that inhabit my office, i.e. my coworkers.

Said Martians can be detected by listening for incessant laughter at boss's bad jokes, or at anything he says, or laughing at anything for that matter.

Creatures are also known to constantly smile and use exclamation points after every sentence. Every fucking sentence.

Me: You people are from another fucking planet.

Martians: GREAT!! HAHAHA!! LOL!!! : ) ;) THANKS!! HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!

Me: Seriously, what's wrong with you people?

by undacova brotha April 21, 2005

Marzipan

Homestar's girlfriend! She's kind of annoying and overbearing...She and homestar are one hot item when she says they are!

There was a bird, a really cute bird, a really really really cute bird!

by coolpersonyo August 26, 2003

Marzipan

Marzipan, a term used to describe the taste of lesbian pussy, as opposed to regular pussy, which everyone knows tastes like a Terry's chocolate orange.

Dylan: Hey Siobhan what did you eat last night?

Siobhan: I was going to have Marzipan but Clara ate it all.

Clara: And it was good shit!

by siodyl October 11, 2010