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Markle

V. To assimilate, act or look whiter. Said of person who associate as a dark skinned race but does not appear to be dark skinned.
Now everyone is trying to markle, but there are not enough princes to go around.
by H. Ackles June 11, 2018
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Markle

To unjustly complain about how terrible your life is.
I don’t want to pull a total Markle, but this champagne isn’t good enough.
by Tiffyjiffy March 9, 2021
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Maple Fever

When you are only attracted to or especially attracted to Canadians. This term comes from the South Park episode "Where My Country Gone?".
Bob: For some reason, I'm only attracted to Canadian women.
Joe: You must have maple fever.
by Procket Man November 24, 2015
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Markle

Noun
1. A whine fest galore for the consequences of your own bad behavior.
2. A middle aged twat who never takes any accountability for their own actions.
1. He bullied his 3-yo niece and then pulling a markle after being disowned by grandma.
2. After getting in, it turns out she can't do her job properly and blame the HR for not checking the truthfulness of her resume. She's a markle.
by Notangelinajolie November 27, 2021
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Maple Ditch

A term which both the locals, and people in neighbouring areas use to describe the city of Maple Ridge, British Columbia. The term references the lack of anything to do in the city, the poor condition of streets and buildings in and around the downtown "ghetto", and the growing number of homeless people and crackheads. The only shopping centre is Haney Place Mall (A.K.A. Skid Central) which consists mainly of a Zellers, a Dollar Giant, an A&W in the food-court, and a bus loop which 12-26 year old skids and douchebags sit bumming cigarettes, asking for money, doing ecstacy, stealing from the stores in the mall, and most importantly NOT BUSSING ANYWHERE! Although the bus loop is located directly beside the cop shop, the police generally don't do fuck all about it.
Sarah: "I'm going to Maple Ridge today, wanna come?"
Dan: "Nah bitch, that's dirt!"
Sarah: "Please, I want someone to come to the mall with me."
Dan: "That's greasy as fuck, yo! I ain't going to Maple Ditch, or anywhere near Skid Central"
by aljorypa September 28, 2011
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Meghan Markle

biracial actress with fake rage about racism after living her life as a white woman, until she was told NO by the British Royal Family who failed to buy into her self indulgent narcissism.
Why are you Meghan Markling?

Youths today must act better than a Meghan Markle.
by Evans E. April 23, 2023
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Marilena

Attractive and beautiful woman with a unique vibe that you can feel since the first minute. A true friend that will always be there to give the best advices. If a Marilena ever comes to your life, make sure to enjoy every moment with her because she is a free spirit, and when she goes away you will want more of her magic.. :)
Do you remember Marilena?
Of course...how could i forget her? I really like that girl.
by maldito83 July 22, 2011
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