Markle

To unjustly complain about how terrible your life is.
I don’t want to pull a total Markle, but this champagne isn’t good enough.
by Tiffyjiffy March 09, 2021
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Markle

Noun
1. A whine fest galore for the consequences of your own bad behavior.
2. A middle aged twat who never takes any accountability for their own actions.
1. He bullied his 3-yo niece and then pulling a markle after being disowned by grandma.
2. After getting in, it turns out she can't do her job properly and blame the HR for not checking the truthfulness of her resume. She's a markle.
by Notangelinajolie November 27, 2021
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Markling

Transparent social climbing resulting in collective disdain
Meghan was markling so hard on members from the yacht club at the annual fundraiser that she resorted to making conversation with catering staff.
by Dyslexicdefinition January 09, 2020
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Markled

"To have your testicle removed by your dead mothers stalker"
"How was the date with Megron Hindley?

...mate I mentioned Jeffery's yacht video and she nearly Markled me, I'm just glad I had that pumpkin on my lap, Holy shit she was like a piranha "
by Meigal September 11, 2021
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Markled

Verb: To be used. Victim of a parasite. To have ones reputation ruined by being Markled. To have everything turn to shit once affiliated with them. To he controlled.
I went to a charity event with her and we struck a deal. She controlled every detail. Once she got her 15 minutes she ghosted me. I was well and truly "Markled"
by Deranger March 17, 2023
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Markle

A flatus with a distinctive fragrance originating from an unsanitary female. Can also be used to describe any girl with bad gas. A markle can often be associated with a shart.
There's something wrong with that girl, I think she markled her pants.
by frogorgy November 10, 2011
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MARKLED

When you ghost anybody that has ever helped you out but are no longer useful
I haven't had my phone call returned for days

You've been markled
by Omid Scobie August 30, 2022
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