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Marist High School

A Catholic school located on the southside of Chicago. There you can find some respectable young women and frankly superb young men. The women are good hearted, while also being able to let loose (Within the bounds of self respect, of course). The men are simply known for their athletic and academic prowess.

The band is very well known for their sophisticated melodies. It has been described to be akin to a sweet angel blessing one's eardrums with warm and tender kisses. They are taught by a strict but competent band director. Think J.K Simmons in whiplash except in the body of Al from Al's Toy Barn.

The Football team is skillful to a degree, however their performance varies from year to year. There also has been unfortunate transfers due to personal reasons. One truly famous example was the transfer of one of our best and brightest who shall remain undisclosed. However, to express the magnitude of this loss is a message written in hopes of reaching him:
"Dear C.M. Jr.,

We may not have spoken much, at all in fact. But, you were a shining light in the dark. Your chiseled face and proud expression were a daily boost whenever I saw you walking through the halls with your many many friends. I miss you every day M, so much so words fail me. I know but one truth in this world, if the light at the end of the tunnel does not contain your silhouette I do not wish continue. For I have no place in a universe without you.

Until we meet again,
Anonymous"
"Hey dawg do you go to Marist High School?"
"Well yes I do."
"Friggin' Sweet!"
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Markita

You see that girl over there shes a markita
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The most beautiful girl in the world and a really sweet and caring angel
Markisha is helping people.
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Marist High School

A Chicago high school, that is full of Mount Greenwood fags and slutty girls. The dudes all hang out and vape in the bathroom and all the girls just talk about who they've hooked up with. All the teachers are liberals and there's a lot of retards there. This school is the embodiment of the word "douchebag"
If I went to Marist High School I'd kill myself ,that school is full of shitty vapers and sluts
by BathroomVaper42069CoolGuy February 17, 2018
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Marxist missionary

Like any missionary, except one who preaches out of the book of (Karl) Marx.

Basically, any communist in your workplace or college.

They believe in overthrowing the superior western system of capitalism, and replacing it with what is essentially surfdom - basically, people working in the fields and factories all day for virtually no personal gain.

They are annoying, and like most cultish preaching missionaries, they speak some real non-sense, and are hard to get rid of.

And like Scientologists, they will make your life a living hell if they find that you have anything against them.
"Agh! Help me get rid of the Marxist missionary, they keep preaching about revolution, and won't listen to any of my logic!
by GTFO Marx fuckers January 24, 2010
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Marist College

A truly awesome school. Despite its location in the depressed city of Poughkeepsie, NY, Marist is still the shit. Marist students are known for being able to balance schoolwork and partying. A really chill school with great people and a great campus. Anyone who badmouths or disses Marist is probably pissed because they either couldn't get into the school, or are just too dumb to go there. Marist students can be found at many locations in town like Hatters, Backstreet, Rennies, and The Chance. If you're looking for a great time and the true college experience, come to Marist. It's the best four years of your life, so make the most of it.
Marist College was the best experience of my life
by danklord69 April 7, 2011
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cultural marxist

A person, a group of people, organization, or political/social movement that adheres -either overtly, inadvertently, or by the threat of social execution- to the descriptive statements prescriptive statements and measures of Cultural Marxism.
John, did you hear that girl? She talks about power struggles for blacks and gays and abolishing 'whiteness' and 'heteronormativity'.

Oh yeah, she's a cultural Marxist. It's best to keep her away from positions of power so she doesn't try to force her ideology on the rest of us.
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